Brad Pitt admits he beats wife Angelina Jolie on a regular basis

In a revelation that has shocked the World, actor Brad Pitt has admitted that he regularly beats wife Angelina Jolie. Not only is he not remorseful but Pitt claims he enjoys beating his wife and will continue to beat her until she is able to stop him.

Aghast fans need not worry. Pitt is not saying he harms his wife in any physical way - he was of course talking about their nightly games of chess!

"We play every evening after the kids go to bed," laughed Pitt. "We set up the board and play for an hour. I always win. I always beat her."

Jolie confirmed Pitt's story: "He is very good," she pouted, "But one day I will win!" Laughed the sexy star.

Meanwhile, after only reading the headline to this story and not the content, Johnny Depp announced that he too beat his wife, the French one, on a nightly basis.

source : http://www.thespoof.com/